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| Chunkin' the deuce & she's not even from Texas |
Americans base their decisions mostly on a Logo alone. McDonalds is arguably the most recognizable logo on the planet. With McDonalds introduction of its popular McCafe coffee drinks nationwide, the coffee wars are heating up. And its personal, Coffee outpaces chocolate, sugar and fruit and is the most sought after import in the U.S. So leave it to Cocoa bean slanging mega-chain Starbucks to fight back and pay respect to Hip-Hop culture and a Texas pastime by unveiling a new updated logo in what looks like their signature Mermaid Queen throwing up the deuces.
Or maybe she's sittin' sideways. I'm definitely confused now; this Creature drinks lattes AND listens to Paul Wall and UGK? Looking at the logo i kinda wonder what the bottom half looks like. No you sickos, i mean look at the logo again, can't you just see her crip- walking on the bottom half? Perhaps this Mermaid Goddess is actually a Gangsta Green Crip and she's rockin' some Dickies under.
This is the fourth logo for the chain that started in 1971 and i gotta say probably the best. Mainly because the Starbucks and Coffee have been photoshopped out in the new version. A risky move for a Coffee behemoth that is seeing its market share gnawed away like a rabid woodchuck by McDonalds. The new logo is meant to celebrate the chain's 40th anniversary and additions to its new menu. After 40 years questions still linger, Can we even confirm that this Starbucks mermaid actually likes Coffee anyway? And if she does why does she then have the worst equipped hands (they look like claws) to handle a coffee? I could go on and on, but I'll save it for another day.
Or maybe she's sittin' sideways. I'm definitely confused now; this Creature drinks lattes AND listens to Paul Wall and UGK? Looking at the logo i kinda wonder what the bottom half looks like. No you sickos, i mean look at the logo again, can't you just see her crip- walking on the bottom half? Perhaps this Mermaid Goddess is actually a Gangsta Green Crip and she's rockin' some Dickies under.
This is the fourth logo for the chain that started in 1971 and i gotta say probably the best. Mainly because the Starbucks and Coffee have been photoshopped out in the new version. A risky move for a Coffee behemoth that is seeing its market share gnawed away like a rabid woodchuck by McDonalds. The new logo is meant to celebrate the chain's 40th anniversary and additions to its new menu. After 40 years questions still linger, Can we even confirm that this Starbucks mermaid actually likes Coffee anyway? And if she does why does she then have the worst equipped hands (they look like claws) to handle a coffee? I could go on and on, but I'll save it for another day.
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